yfm, road rage lyrics

i hatte on traffic just as much as the next guy

i'd try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive

rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail,

stuck in jail, my tuck's a cell,

i'd rather stab my brain with a russty nail.

cause when i'm driving i'm driven, and every ride that i sit in

i lose my mind i admit it. and i'm quick to trip and lose my grip,

and flip you the bird. and i'll rage, just like the nerd.

yeah, i see you in your Lexus, rubber necking, checkin messages,

texting for directions while you're googlink nekkid breasteses!

these orther drivers, they're all brain dead.

I swear the traffic lights see me, and they all change red.

i thought driving was basic, but i ain't got no patience.

this old lady needs lasik. i think i'm going ape shit.

cause my lane is lookin' like a line at the chinese drive thru.

why's everyone got to drive at the same time i do?!

hey man, i'm just trying to drive. it feels more like i', trying to stay alive.

the only thing you're driving is driving me crazy.

and i'm getting road rage.

i'm just trying to merge. you better back off cause i'm on the verge.

i'm losing my cool. yeah you better get over, cause here comes the road rage.

oh, don't make me get out the car! i, i'll come over there old lady! awh! oooh! ooh!

alright here we go.

why your bumper stickers preachin telling me go to vegan?

i'll moon your grandmother in traffic till she pulls over screaming. 

i go crazy on old ladies in mercedes. they hate me.

well maybe i wouldn't be raging if you weren't driving miss daisy!

i'm not speed racing, i'm impatient with the way shit goes in trafiic.

it so happens that i have to embrace it. look what i'm facing:

ladies doing makeup, dudes shaving, while the same five songs play on the radio station!

the same five songs! the same five songs! the radio station, they play the same five songs!

the same five songs! the same five songs! the radio station, the play the same fucking songs!

hey man, i'm just trying to drive. it feels more like i'm, trying to stay alive.

the only thing you're driving is driving me crazy.

and i'm getting road rage.

i'm just cruising along then you go and cut me off. did i do something wrong?

now i'm following you back to your home. and i got road rage.

hey man, why you going so slow? one thing you ought to know is i'm the king of the road.

the onlu thing you're driving is driving me crazy! cause i got that road rage.

and why you going so fast? giving the middle finger to the people you pass.

now i'm following you back to youe home, cause i got that road rage.

road rage! road rage! road rage! 

hey man, i'm just trying to drive! it feels more like i'm trying to stay alive!

the only thing you're driving is driving me crazy!

oh! i'm just trying to merge, and you better back off cause i'm on the verge!

i'm losing my cool. i got road rage.

ah, i'm fanally here.. oh my god! there's nowhere to park!!  oh, i hate my life!!!