YFM-BARTENDER SONG (Rehab cover) lyrics

Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 AM
The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my things out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stupor
I did what I should have never done
and now I'm sittin here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fathers car
Crashed that piece of shit, then stepped away

u know moe I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yea I know the sun is comin up
And y'all are probably get ready for closin up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
Everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin on

Shes got me
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys   to her fathers  car
And crashed that piece of shit, then stepped away

Guess it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should've did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of shit Nova

And now I am going back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
When we all pile off that county van
they'll ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to   her fathers  car
I Crashed that piece of shit then stepped away

Naaa naaaa na naa na na naaaa
 naaa naaa na na na naaaa
NA NA NA NA NAA NA NAA NA
well i'm sittin at a bar on the inside
And i'm waitin on ride on the outside
You know i crashed the daddy's car
then i stepped awaaaay
yeeaahhh
i stepped away
you know i crashed daddy's car
then i stepped awaaaaaaayy....

YFM-BARTENDER SONG (Rehab cover)

2012. 29 by  Yourfavoritemartian

Your Favorite Martian said ...

Writing and producing an album is an immense amount of work. We (Ray and Jesse) thank you for your patience. 

Admittedly, we're getting tired of covering songs. It was fun to experiment with that stuff for a while, but we're anxious to get

back to releasing our own original material again. We'll probably release 3 or so more cover songs. Then, we'll take a short break to record, mix, and master the 16 songs that are going on our album. Then, we'll release it this winter.

The album is turning out to be AMAZING so far. All the songs are catchy as hell, and the guest artists we've got on the album are going to blow you away. Also, all songs on the album will have a music video animated to it.

So again...

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YFM JUMP AROUND (House Of Pain cover) LYRICS

YEAH! WHO!
NANANANAAAANANANAA..
haha..

Get up, pack it in, let me begin
I came to win, battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up, punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up

Get up, stand up, come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feelin' jump across the ceilin'
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talkin' junk
Yo, I'll bust 'em in the eye and then I'll take the punks home

Feel it, funk it, amps it are junkin'
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunkin'
Donuts shop, sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around

Jump around, jump around, jump around
Jump up, jump up and get down

Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump

I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe
If your girl steps up, I'm smackin' the hoe
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms

And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone steppin' to me you'll get burned
'Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun

But if you do you're a fool, 'cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
'Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around

Jump around, jump around, jump around
Jump up, jump up and get down

Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a Terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega

But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck, buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead

I'm comin' to get ya, comin' to get ya
Spittin' out lyrics homie I'll wet ya
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around

Jump around, jump around, jump around
Jump up, jump up and get down

Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump
Everybody Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump

HA HA! YOUR FAVORTIE MARTIAN AND SOMA RAIN OF CATS! DO IT AGAIN OF 2012! ALBUM COMING SOON!

YFM - JUMP AROUND (House Of Pain cover)

2012 . 08 . 15 - Yourfavoritemartian